Helloooooooo   (in my best Ranjit voice --  HIMYM? Anyone? No? Moving on) Random Shit Tuesday back in the house. Are you ready to have your ...

Lovely green fields sprinkled with glowers. Wild flowers in fact, of white and lavender. Then we enter the woods, tall green trees with gr...

"miss your Big Dick!" was literally just yelled into the street by my neighbors, as I was typing this... yeah, my "big dic...

Not quite speechless per se, but I'm left baffled. Here's the scenario. Rush hour, 5pm, Tuesday July 20. via Google Maps. Aweso...

Etiquette rules, according to McGriddle Pants  Ladies, buy a full length mirror. Take a good look. Turn around. Inspect yourself, before yo...

Something about the warm weather that halts my creative juices! To the river I go! Catch ya later!

Riddle me this: Lady goes to starbucks. Takes a good 5 minutes to come up with an order her coffee, her hot water, and her cold water. Th...

If you woke up tired , you probably need more sleep. If you woke up drooling at your desk , you probably need a new job. If you woke up with...

McGriddle Pants on going to the gym... After having belonged to many gyms, I'm used to the grunting/heaving/sighing weird noises coming ...

Yes I stole this post. Yes its very funny. We all know these retards (sorry Sarah Palin) who are status whores on Facebook and just won'...

Does anyone else get filled with rage and get a little disillusioned when you hear the words "Academy Award winner Matt Damon" ?? ...

Oh. My. God. Really? Its January 7th already. You don't have to take them down, but at least turn the fuckers OFF. My brain hurts. I hav...

Kids. Kids? Kids! Don't get me wrong. I looooove kids! They're fun and annoying and smart and great and ... lots of things! What I...

this is what i think of Twitter. Rubbish! I have the facebook feed... what else could i ask for?

okay people, this time i think we've gone TOO FAR! Appetizers? For cats?!? REALLY??!?!? Since when do cats need food, before their food?...