6:00am:
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
beep
BEEP!!
BEEP!!!!!!!
repeat for 8 minutes until
I FUCKING COULDN'T HANDLE IT ANYMORE!!!!
*McGriddle Pants stumbled into roommate's room and
SLAMS the snooze button down*
SLAMS the snooze button down*
"If you can't hear it,
why do you fucking use it?!"
*grumble grumble*
Happy Monday my lovlies!
12 comments:
Holy shit that was ten times awesome!
Least you didn't throw it against the wall, like I may have...
Thanks for whoring me out bitch! I heart you!
In my defense, I haven't used an alarm clock in days and days, my new phone doesn't have the special "Anne says to get up" alarm anymore and on top of it, I was having a dream that the smoke alarm was being operated on... sorry sugar! :(
THE AWESOMEST!!!!
OMG this is exactly how I feel on the mornings when my husband lets his phone alarm go off every 10 minutes. He doesn't even have to wake up until like 9. WhyTF does it start going off at 6:30am?
Did you yell and curse too? And thrown stuff? That's what I would have done. And ripped that thing out of the wall.
BWAHAHAHA! You and I should never ever ever be roommates. I sleep like a fucking rock and nothing can wake me. My husband has to deal with my alarm clock every morning. He hates it. He wonders why I have it because he's the one that wakes me up anyway. Luckily he is already awake when my alarm goes off, so it's not like I'm waking him up early or anything.
omg. most annoying thing ever!! i'm the type who wakes up at the first beep of the alarm!
I want that alarm clock that flies around and you have to catch it in order to turn it off.
Although that would probably just tire me out enough to make me go back to bed anyway.
Shit! Did I miss the post where you moved? Now I have to go back and re-read. Daaaaaamnit
This is beyond awesome! This deserves its own card. For real: People will buy this card and shove it under the door for the offending party next door.
Hahahahaha. I heart you.
shit. i think i AM that roommate. i have not only my phone alarm going off in the morning, but my actual alarm clock, too. and i snooze them for a full hour. both of them. i'm surprised my roommates haven't murdered me by now.
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