resolute

Just a few resolutions for the new year!

1. Stop updating my status, and "checking-in" and uploading pictures while I'm in the moment. Stop and experience life. Step away from the Internet!
2. Find a way to save approximately 300 dollars and spend it on a flight to see a friend or family member who lives far away.
3. I will always "check for paper" when entering the restroom.
4. Stop watching the Kardashians, all of them. It’s not helping anyone, least of all the Kardashians.
5. Spend less than $1825 for coffee at Starbucks this year. 
6. Wear (and maybe buy) clothes that actually fit me.
7. Call someone on the phone at least once a week, and speak to him or her for at least ten minutes.
8. Spend less than or equal to the money I earn each month.
9. Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
10. Wait 30 seconds before I look up a fact I can’t remember on my phone, and try to remember it using my brain. This is what the olden days were like.
11. Remember to brush teeth with bristly end of toothbrush.
12. Try that food I think I don’t like but have never actually tried, except for brussel sprouts. They really don’t need any more attention.
13. Watch more movie remakes. (HA!)
14. Cut one person out of my life who you truly do not like and add one person who you truly do. Note: not on Facebook, on Earth.
15. Claim all my pets as dependents on my taxes.
16. I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.
17. Tell someone who I love that you love them on a more regular basis. To their face, not in a text.
18. Back up my entire online life onto an external hard drive, especially my photos.
19. Go back to school to avoid paying my student loans.
20. Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.