Friday, December 24
Wednesday, December 22
oh yeah... that's Jessica Alba... and Blake Lively.
Yup... That's us ladies. You know we let them flop all over us. And back again. And we love it. Dammit!
Oh and, I just spent the last hour showing my mom all the Lonely Island videos including "I'm on a Boat" "Mother Lover" and "Jizz in my Pants" (Um HELLOOOOOOOOOO! Where have you been?!)
P.S. She likes "I'm on a boat" the best!
If you're not feeling Christmas-ey enough... enjoy this Dan-Band action... dedicated to my dearest fan "Anonymous" Jess:
I ♥ them too!
Merry Frickin Christmas Y'all!!
Tuesday, December 21
candy canes snowmen cards mittens schnapps poinsettias wreaths nutmeg jingle bells Blitzen Santa hats
Sunday, December 19
My post today is about STOCKING STUFFERS! I came up with some pretty kick-ass relatively cheap ones, and wanted to share. I'm such a giver!! They're also great for last minute gift ideas for anyone you may have forgotten!
|Walmart - Pack of 4 for $9 (easy to split into FOUR gifts!)|
|Walmart $1 each!|
Check out my super awesome Star Wars bedside table I made for my bro for Christmas. I'm so proud of my efforts I felt the need to share!
|don't judge my unfinished hardwood floors...|
- Clean your table.
- Fit and cut your posters to where you'd like to place them.
- Dip posters in the sink so they're damp. This helps them adhere flat, and causes less bubbling (think applying wallpaper)
- Use a small paint brush and apply Mod Podge to the surface, lay down and arrange your picture.
- Press out air bubbles with damp wash cloth.
- Apply a generous top coat of Mod Podge (don't worry, it dries clear).
- Apply 2-4 more coats. Et, voilà! Très jolie!
What's really funny is that his wife actually was the one who asked for a bed side table for Christmas. Too bad I had this planned out before I got her list!! O.o
Tuesday, December 14
Tuesday, December 7
But for me, I want something awesome... and awful. But not like smelly gym socks awful, but "ohhhhhh my God where the HELL did you find THIS?! awful. After some careful research, this is what I've found, and want to pass the inspiration on to you dear friends :)
Preferrably a giant Costco or Sam's Club size
6. Edible underwear
7. Old bowling pin
|(most bowling alley's will sell old ones for $2-5)|
|Or other comparable, un-touristy place|
Google "when my 1998 calendar be good again" and you can find out that its good again in 2036!!
|My personal favorite|
Friday, December 3
My Oregon State Beavers take on No. 1 ranked Oregon (UofO) in Corvallis, ABC @12:30 PST
Watch my Giant Killers take down the D(S)ucks!! I'll be there having the time of my life!! Oooor crying my eyes out getting into drunken fights... Either, or... its bound to be a good one!!!