But for me, I want something awesome... and awful. But not like smelly gym socks awful, but "ohhhhhh my God where the HELL did you find THIS?! awful. After some careful research, this is what I've found, and want to pass the inspiration on to you dear friends :)
Best White Elephant Gifts:
1. Hubcaps for a car no one owns
2. Spam
Preferrably a giant Costco or Sam's Club size
3. Fake chest hair
4. Toilet seat
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| Tell me this isn't AWESOME!?! |
5. The Clapper
6. Edible underwear
7. Old bowling pin
| (most bowling alley's will sell old ones for $2-5) |
8. A six-pack of really cheap beer.
9. A tourism guide book to Detroit
| Or other comparable, un-touristy place |
10. Wasabi Lip Balm
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| www.perpetualkid.com/wasabi-lip-balm |
11. Dirt Scented Purfume
12. An Old Calendar
Believe it or not, you can reuse them!
Google "when my 1998 calendar be good again" and you can find out that its good again in 2036!!
Google "when my 1998 calendar be good again" and you can find out that its good again in 2036!!
13. Rid or Nix Lice Elimination Kit
14. Picture of yourself on a coffee cup!
15. A framed, autographed picture of yourself.
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| My personal favorite |
4 comments:
Bowling pins rule.
The guy who's wife got the "fuzzy love cuffs" took the Koi out of the running. I think it was his way of telling us to grow up. That bastard! I like also going to Ross, Goodwill or St. Vinnys and seeing what awesome statues they have there. I had a hideous frog I found at Joann's one year that was EPIC!
We have a container of prunes that has been circulating the White Elephant gift exchange for a few years now. Unfortunately, we someone got stuck with it TWO years in a row (not really sure how that happened...). My challenge is to offload that shit (hee hee) onto someone else this year!
I would really like an old bowling pin. I would redecorate the entire house around it.
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