Cashier: Do you have a rewards card?
Cashier: I always say "yes"
Me: Don't do that. It's obnoxious. The only person I let talk to me like that was my grandmother, and she's been dead for years.
Me: *Big smile, bug eyes* THANK YOU!!
Exit stage left.
And I leave you with ...
|random picture of my brother on his last birthday ~ 7pm|