So last year, Budweiser came out with an AMAZING product. Yes, that's right, "fan cans."
|me and all my Bud Light Beaver Can awesomeness|
This year, Budweiser has decided to "not make" this can for fans. Or this is what I was told. I think its brilliant, amazing, and the awesomest thing ever. HOWEVER, after searching diligently for weeks, nay months, I have not found any. Something about encouraging "binge drinking" was what I read on the Internet.
My roomie hears that a store in town is selling "fan cans" so I immediately drive there. Oh no. Yeah, that's right. Oregon cans. ALL OREGON CANS. Fucking GREEN AND YELLOW cans of pure BULLSHIT. No Oregon State, black and orange beautifulness. Whores. It was all I could do to not freak out on the poor clerk at the store. She told me that "Budweiser has chosen not to support Oregon State. They only support University of Oregon."
Um.......... excuse me?!?!?!?!?!?!
I stomped out of that store so fast.
Now, please keep in mind, I am a DIE HARD Bud Light drinker. For the last 12 years!! And now... I have vowed to FIND ANOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fucking Fucker. I'll show you "not supporting" my team.
Commence "taste test 2010"!!!!!
FUCK YOU BUD LIGHT!! I don't need you!!!!! I'll find another!!!!!!!!!
The winners!!!!!!!!!! Kinda mad that Bud and Bud Light are in the running.... but what ever.....
Lesson Learned: Almost EVERY SINGLE BEER tasted exactly the same as all the other beers. Seriously. Except for the losers. I swear!!!!!!! I could drink anything from our starting batch and never complain.
Please note that
ALL TASTE THE EXACT SAMEEEEEEEEEE.
And I know my beers. And I know my football.
Oh well. It was super fun anyway! :)
And I'll be composing a STRONGLY worded letter to my local Budweiser distributor about my anger. I will be petitioning them. And telling them about their LOSS as a great customer!! I'll keep you updated!!
With love, and GO BEAVERS