ohhhh happy day!

Egg Nog Lattes are here!! Yipeee!
Oh-- and those stupid election commercials are over... Tonight!! Thank goodness!!

random shit tuesday

Its Tuesday again! And what does that mean?

Random shit from my pretty little brian! Several of these things come from Starbucks. Perhaps I'm spending too much time there? Nah! Maybe just weird stuff just happens to me, and I just happen to always be at Starbucks. Any more, and I'll have to start a whole new segment of my blog called "Shit at Starbucks." Well, maybe not quite that, cause that sounds kinda gross.

Onward and Upward!

I'm at starbucks waiting in line. Of course its like 4pm and the old folks who come in at this time always want decaf. Well they don't brew decaf after like noon, cause NO ONE DRINKS IT. Come on old people, you can handle it. You go to bed at 8 and get up at 430am for heavens sake! Maybe you should try living a normal persons schedule! Anyway... this guy in front of me is wearing some kind of old-man vest that looks like a fisherman's vest. I think "Hey there old timer! Going fishin'?" Then he turns and I see something like this:

Okay, that's not really what I saw, but I got tired of searching for "pocket full of pens" or "too many pens" on Google images. Anyway, his front pocket had at LEAST 9 pens in it. AND he had a glasses case clipped to his jacket that ALSO had another 7 or 8 pens. All I could think was, "Heaven forbid you get caught without a writing utensil!!" To each his own... i guess.

 

And again speaking of starbucks... 

Everytime I'm there I steal something like 3 Splendas.
Or a honey packet. 

 Have you seen how expensive this shit is? I mean, COME ON. I just want a packet for my morning tea. And its just sitting there! Free! The way I figure it, I'm entitled. I'm spending $4 for some stupid ass coffee, I'm allowed some Splenda. Or honey.

The song "That's Amore" has officially been ruined for me by the Olive Garden. Every time I hear it, I think of the O.G. Those dirty, dirty bastards. (Yes, that's what its called, the "O.G.")

What is the correct way to "cite" photos on your blog? I've seen so many different ways of doing it. Some people put a link to where they got it and hyperlink the word "source". Other's just put something like "via bing" or "via google" under the photo (this honestly seems like a cop-out since I think everyone finds their images from Goggle images) Is there an MLA handbook for the internet? What is the standard? Are we all just "winging it?"  
(Of course after I type this I went to eHow and found an article)

LOST!!

Seriously! FINALLY! Uggghhh. This is the show. The show of shows. I love this stupid, infuriating, intriguing, piece of crap show SO MUCH. It makes me so mad. Every episode. We answer one question and raise 590,528 more! I have to say, I'm so glad its going to be over. Like pulling the plug after a long cancer battle. Only two episodes left! Hurry up and end already!! PLEASE! And don't piss me off! (although I'm sure they will). On a side note, I just saw an interview with Matthew Fox from lost and he and his family are moving to Oregon! Crazy!
Maybe I'll bump into him at Whole Foods.

And to wrap up Random Shit Friday...

My friend send me this on FB. I've never really liked the song, but have since downloaded it and added it to my workout mix, cause now I picture this video in my head when it plays... and I laugh. This one's for you CB!

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six word saturday

 

Sunshine!

Reading outside @Starbucks

No Regrets!

i loves me some starbucks. but sometimes...

Riddle me this:
Lady goes to starbucks. Takes a good 5 minutes to come up with an order her coffee, her hot water, and her cold water. This seriously confused the dimly lit bulb at the register. She then uses 3 separate gift cards to pay for the transaction. She still owes another $1. Rifling through her change she comes up with the dollar. THEN she wants to add $10 to one of her gift cards, and puts it on her Visa. Really? Really? Hurry the fuck up. This is of course after I made the decision to NOT use the bathroom first, but to order my drink, then use the potty, and then pick up my finished drink. Holding strong I place my drink order. The usual, grande non-fat Cinnamon Dolce Latte.

DimBulb: "So that's non-fat?"
Me: Yes.
DimBulb: "Do you want whip cream?"
Me: "No thanks"
Me thinks: No, that kind of defeats the whole non-fat thing dumb-ass
DimBulb: "So, sugar free syrup?"
Me: No.
Me thinks: That would be a Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Latte. That shit is gross.

Then as I rush to the potty, two women come in from outside and LITERALLY cut right infront of me, and they BOTH go into the restroom (if any of you are aware, starbucks only has one toilet per restroom). As my eyes bug out I shake my head. The man reading the paper laughs. I stand there for about 30 seconds listening to them chit chat and laughing and I decide to use the men's room. Seriously.

THEN I go to pick up my drink, and DimBulb didn't actually write "NF" on the cup, so the barista accidently made a regular one. I felt bad for her having to work with DimBulb.

Finally...

I go to St'Bucks today. Order up my drink and sit down in a cozy chair to read my book. And I look over to the other chair, and what do I see?

Yeah... that indeed IS what it looks like. 
FUCKING FINGERNAILS. 

I'm out. *barfff*

wordless wednesday

wordless wednesday

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