Friday, November 19

Dear Shitty Friend,

Remember when you promised those football tickets to me? Remember when we sat around the campfire making plans about how much fun it will be? Remember when I asked if I could pay you at the game, and you said "Yes"? Clearly you do not remember. I would like to thank you for forgetting all common decency when you sold my tickets to someone else. I would like to thank you for "needing the money" so badly that you didn't even bother to ask me for it. What's that? I was out of the state? Hey, guess what, I have a fucking cell phone. Oh, you needed the money so badly, you couldn't even give me a heads up that the tickets, may in fact, be sold to another? Well, thank you dear friend. Thank you for being a douche and selling them to someone else. Thank you for no making it so that I have not seen one damn game this year in person. Thank you, shitty, shitty friend.

Sincerely,

4 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Note to self: Never piss off McGriddle Pants.

Lisa said...

If it makes you feel any better (but it probably doesn't), I haven't seen any games in person this year either. I've had to work for ALL but one home game, and that was LA Monroe (crap)!

Meghan said...

Umm, that is UBER shitty...

Fizzgig said...

omg! i have a friend that did this with tix to see kiss, and go back stage! she asked me and another friend to go, and then said she might not get the tix (thru work) then posted pics on her fb w/people i never saw enjoying the festivities.

she said she felt obligated to take ppl from work. i said thats fine, but you couldve at least uninvited me first. sometimes people suck balls!