uber sexy, or not

Attention males:

I don't care how fat you are, how in shape you are, or how badly you want to lose weight. Please, I beg of you... DO NOT DRINK MICHELOB ULTRA. Its ridiculous! You look like a girl! Its the most unmasculine drink you can have. Here's a break down:

Michelob Ultra = 73 calories=this guy:


You have other options, which depending on what you'd like your image to be...
Whiskey = 64 calories
Bud Light = 110 calories

Just know that women judge you by what you drink. And how well you tip. But that's a whole other story all together.