Me getting a beer from the fridge.
My friend is putting ice into a glass. A bottle of Captain's rum and a 2 litre of coke are on the counter.
My friend's 11 year-old dauhgter walks in.
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Child: "What are you doing?"
Adult: "Putting ice in the glass"
Adult: "Beacuse I want to mix these two together in the glass with ice"
Child: "I would just drink it out of the bottle!"
*all in the room pause... and then burst into laughter*