I've missed you all! I swear! I'm trying to get more motivated to write witty things for you... but some days... I just got nothin. I'll work on it. I swear.
Resolutions for this year:
- Lose weight (duh, isn't everyone doing that?!)
- Read all the books for my book club. Yes, I started the book club, and I've only actually finished 3 of them. (we've read about 9 now...)
- Cut out all fast food. No, subway doesn't count, that's still okay.
- Donate blood. I mean sweet Jesus, I don't even know what my blood type is. What if I have that rare "I could save the whole planet" rare blood. Talk about selfish!!
- Get. A. Job. Amen!!
Pajama jeans?! Really?! What. The. Fuck.
Have you seen this shit? Its pure insanity. This is the end of our society. Pajamas, made to look like jeans. I'm not entirely sure how they differ from jeggings, but apparently they do. Cause they have their own informercial. Its bad enough I have to go to Target and see people in their actual pajamas, but now they'll be pretending to be "dressed" too?! Plus, like the dreaded jeggings, the only people wearing them will be big-fat-fatties.
I just watched an episode of Hoarders where the woman hoarded chickens.
FUCKING CHICKENS. Speechless.