Dear Liver,
I have obviously been taking you for granted. For so many years now you have been there for me. Silently, diligently working away, without asking much in return. I again have abused you. Is this some horrific Jerry Springeresque relationship we have? I seem abuse you over and over again, continually to take advantage of your giving nature. Beating you senseless until I pass out, sometimes quite Literally.
I’m sober now, and regretful for my mistreatment. I know I can be a real asshole sometimes, but I really do care. Thanks for taking one for the team. Sorry for making you work so hard. You're a champ.
I'm giving you a week off. Well at least 5 days. Or at least until Tuesday.
With love and appreciation,
McGriddle Pants
1 comment:
Great letter. I was pretty nice to my liver this weekend, only a few chocolate martinis...and maybe some beers.
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