Thursday, May 27

a penny saved is a penny earned... in blood

If you save a penny every single day for thirty years you will have enough pennies to literally bury your worst enemy alive in copper. 

If he has allergies to copper, his death will be exceptionally painful, causing word of your savagery and thriftiness to spread throughout the lands. 

Otherwise it will be a moderately painful death, which isn't too shabby when you consider the price. 


Salt said...

I wish I had know this information when I was two! I can think of a person or two that I'd like to bury today.

PS. Baby G says hi!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

You have given me much to ponder. I shan't forgive you for it.

Together We Save said...


Meghan said...

Ha! My hubby and I literally save all of our pennies and loose change - it bought us some really nice meals when we were in Boston. Now I should tell him that we could spend the money elsewhere:)

The new blog lay-out looks hawt!

Wicked Shawn said...

Just checked, I had 6 months worth in the sofa, HELl YEAh! I am well on my way to making my life easier.

Lisa said...

On the other hand, if you save one penny/day for 30 years, you will still only have $109.50. That's kind of depressing. But on the bright could just pick up that penny from a parking lot somewhere every day and then you'd have gotten a *free* $109.50. There, now I kind of feel like an optimist!