If you woke up tired, you probably need more sleep.
If you woke up drooling at your desk, you probably need a new job.
If you woke up with a headache, on a ferris wheel, at the Idaho State Fair, wearing a toga, you probably need answers.
And if you woke up married to an Elvis impersonator, you probably need a lawyer...
The truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off.
3 comments:
Hehe those are great, thanks for the laugh!
Happy Tuesday!
I woke up in a hotel room in Nashville, with orders to evacuate the hotel.....then a police officer explaining that we couldn't use the road that took us out of the hotel...hmmm. Advice?
Wicked Shawn
oh i need answers. for sure. i don't know where this toga even came from...
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