Monday, May 3

a good weekend

If you woke up tired, you probably need more sleep.

If you woke up drooling at your desk, you probably need a new job.

If you woke up with a headache, on a ferris wheel, at the Idaho State Fair, wearing a toga, you probably need answers.

And if you woke up married to an Elvis impersonator, you probably need a lawyer...

3 comments:

Raven said...

Hehe those are great, thanks for the laugh!

Happy Tuesday!

Anonymous said...

I woke up in a hotel room in Nashville, with orders to evacuate the hotel.....then a police officer explaining that we couldn't use the road that took us out of the hotel...hmmm. Advice?

Wicked Shawn

aladdinsane12 said...

oh i need answers. for sure. i don't know where this toga even came from...