master of ka-rah-te!

Indeed, I ooze awesomeness from every pore! But we all knew that, right?!

Thanks to Annabelle for this prestigious award! Thank you Thank you Thank you!! And honestly, it pretty much sums me up.
Karate? Check!
Friendship? Double check!
Make sure you check out her blog too, I'll Tell You Anyway . Go now! Go! GO!

Okay... I'm not sure how this acceptance speech is supposed to work, so I'm going to make it up as I go. Here's 5 super-duper awesome blogs  I read daily, for you to stalk enjoy as well.

Meghan @ The Perfect Compilation Tape
Sofia  @ The Brewery
She Don't Make False Claims
April @ One Blonde Girl 
and last, but definitely not least, the fabulously foul-mouthed
Ashley @ One Crazy Brunette Chick

And to double your pleasure, double your fun, I'm going to answer one of those survey thingeys my cousin sent me last week, so you can all get to know me a little better, and see how awesome I really am. *blushes with modesty*

1. Do you like Blue Cheese dressing?
hells-to-the-YES! What else would I dip my hot wings in?

2. Have you ever smoked a cigarette?
Once... I was really drunk, and thought it was weed. Like I said... I was really drunk!

3. Do you own a gun?
I'll bust a cap in your ass!! No, not so much.

4. What flavor Kool-Aid was your favorite? 
Black cherry!

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
No! Why would I? I'm a specimen of perfect health!

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Hot dogs not so much. Now hot and spicy sausage dogs are where its at!!

7. Favorite Christmas Movie?
Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?!

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Being unemployed, I don't mind busting into a few bloody marys, or mimosas before nooner.

9. Can you do pushups?
Strong like wood!

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My gold chain given to me by my dear friend, Mr. T

11. Favorite Hobby?
drinking

12. Do you have A.D.D.? 
Of course I don't! Why woul -Oooooooooooooo look! Shiney things!!!

13. Do you wear glasses/contacts?
Do I? No. Should I? Yes!
YAY FOR NO HEALTH INSURANCE!

14. Middle name?
Elizabeth

15 What are you thinking about now?
You wear too much eye make up. My sister wears too much eye make up. People think she's a whore.

16. Name 2 or 3 drinks you regularly drink?

Beer. Coffee. Beer.

17. Current worry? 
money. always money. money and men.

18. Current hate right now?
Ill-communication. And I ain't talkin' about the Beastie Boys.

19. Favorite place to be?
anywhere with friends, causing shenanigans.

20. How did you bring in the New Year? 
With my cousin, drinking really really really really really bad champagne. All day.

21. Where would you like to go right now? 
tubing down the river, with my beer filled floating cooler in tow

22. Name two people who will complete this. 
*insert your name here*

23. Do you own slippers? 
blue old man slipper/moccasin things

24. What color shirt are you wearing? 
white. with white.

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? 
with my luck, I'd slide right off the damn bed.

26. Can you whistle?
Yes. Patience almost daily. God I love G n' R.

27. Where are you now? 
Earth.

28. Would you be a pirate?
But I don't want to be a pirate!!! (seinfeld anyone?)

29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
S-s-s-s-A-a-a-a-F-f-f-f-E-e-e-e-e-SAFETY-safety-DANCE-ance-ance-ance

30. Favorite Girl's Name?
Rachel

31. Favorite boy's name? 
Ross

32. What's in your pocket right now? 
Shiney-licious Raiz'n Razzle lip gloss. And silver hoop earrings.

33. Last thing that made you laugh?
i fell getting out of the car, and proceeded to laugh at myself.

34. What vehicle do you drive? 
An Eep! (the J fell off. yup. i'm ghetto like that)

35. Worst injury you've ever had? 
Never a really bad one. But I think breaking my arm while running to the dryer wins the funniest/dumbest trophy.

36. Do you love where you live?
house? no.
city? its alright.
state? yes!

37. How many TVs do you have in your home? 
One too many