Tuesday, June 8

random shit tuesday

This weekend some friends and I are going white water rafting!! So exciting!! My friend's brother is a rafting guide so we get to go for the weekend for about $100, including food! And we'll be staying here:
(only with less snow, obviously)
Isn't it awesome! 6 bedrooms and a hot tub! Yowwwzaaa! Should be awesome, I'm so excited! Mr. Man is bringing his mountain bikes too, so it will be our inaugural time riding those together. ANDDDD (as if there could be more) the nearest town is a Bavarian Village!
(again with less snow)
Can you say... Uf Da? Prost!!!

Okay... where the shit is summer?!
Its June 8th already and we have YET to have an 80 degree day. Infact we've broken the record for the latest 80 degree day of the year, and it hasn't even happened yet. Wanna know the forecast?
Thanks a  lot Jerk Faces. (That's my new insult of the moment...Jerk Face. I like it) Yeah, still no 80 degrees. When is summer gonna start already?! I wanna wear some shorts and skirts and shizz. Maybe I can wish for an Indian summer? Yes please!

I'm loving Chuck Klosterman right now. If you're looking for something to read, I highly recommend him. Without sounding cheesey, he's the voice of our generation. Most of his books relate to music or pop culture or relationships (all kinds) He thinks about things that I often think about and writes things that I wish I could so eloquently and funnily put into words. Whether deconstructing Saved by the Bell episodes or the artistic legacy of Billy Joel, the symbolic importance of The Empire Strikes Back or the Celtics/Lakers rivalry, Chuck will make you think, he’ll make you laugh, and he’ll drive you insane — usually all at once.
Thus far I've read:
and they're McGriddle Pants approved!

YESTERDAY I found out that my old boss reported me as NOT RE-HIRABLE. What the shit you cock-sucking ass-hat!! Okay, a little back story. I worked at Hollywood Video as a MANAGER for over 6 years. So when I needed a part time job I went back to my former colleague and supposed friend for a job. He agreed. Well let me tell you there is nothing worse better than working for someone who is horribly doing a job you used to have. A job you used to have and in which you were awesome. Yeah, he was a douchey boss who never liked confrontation, but  loved to complain about employees to other employees. Left notes to reprimand people for everyone to see.
Uggghhh. Needless to say, I was an awesome worker for him, but I got another job, gave plenty of notice and left thinking nothing of it. Well it turns out he's so immature that he basically reports anyone who quits as "non re-hirable." Douch-tastic. What a jackass. Thank God my other friend gave me a job when I needed one and he told coorporate the other manager was "incorrect" and that I was indeed re-hirable. But the best part? The district manager hates Douchey-McDouche bag, and my other friend has recommended me for Douchey's job. HAHAAA! Well since I've been a manager before, and am quite un-doucharific, he's coming into meet with me today. So I may be employed again, full time (even if the company is going out of business in 2 months... its still 2 months of not sitting on the couch all day). How's that for some sweet revenge. BOOYA!! Karmas a bitch, fuckface!!

That's is for me, catch you tomorrow for


That Ain't Kosher said...
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That Ain't Kosher said...

OK, so my computer "removed" the last one. Let's try again:

First off, I love Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs! I read that shit like 27 times. Also, your old boss is a douche. You should burn his car.

PS- the word verification I had to leave was "flypit." HAHAHAHAHA! Classic.

Stacie's Madness said...

again, another great post.
i think i love you.

If I didn't have about 8 books waiting for me to read at my house, right this fucking minute, I would totally look into this author. Especially when the commentor above me read it like 27 times, it has to be AWESOME as hell to be read that many times.

I might do a random shit tuesday, today, tuesday.

Salt said...

That is the most beautiful cabin and you are going to have the most amazing adventure-filled time and I will only be filled with jealousy over it.

It's only about 80 degrees here today and I want it hotter. I won't be happy until it's 100 degrees every day. WTF is wrong with me?

Rich said...

How "Not Rehirable" is supposed to work. If the person is terminated for drugs, fighting, harassment, and theft. There you go. I had the distinct pleasure of terminating many "douche-bag" Managers in my career, yes, it is incredibly satisfying when they hand you the keys, and you walk them to the door and tell them, buh-bye. Especially the "sexual harassers", ooohhh, I've got stories....hey, that gives me an idea for a new blog series..... :) My word verifier was "siglets" piglets would have been funnier, but oh well!

The Random Blogette said...

Oh sweet Jesus why have I not hopped over here before! I saw you on CBs blog and I finally made it over here. Great meme!

Crazy Brunette said...

You crazy ass bitch!

Why the FUCK are you going white water rafting??????

I have a deeply embedded fear of fucking water!!! Goddamnit, if I prayed I would PRAY for you not to die!!!

I want a feet pic posted of this little trip!

"Seattle" Heather said...

HA HA You kill me...Douchie! LOL Still laughing up here! LOL

Tara said...

only $100 including food!? thats amazing! and uh.. its like 100 degrees in houston. deathly hot.

aladdinsane12 said...

i totally trust your taste in books, so i'm heading straight to the library tomorrow to get me some chuck klosterman love.

i'm TOTALLY jealous of your trip to a beautiful cabin and a bavarian village! amazing!

and fuck your old boss. he's a moron.

Dr. Heckle said...

Anything McGriddle Pants approved...I'm down. I'll check him out.

Faux Trixie said...

I love, LOVE Chuck Klosterman, and have also read all of those books. Do you ever read Chuck Palahniuk? I love him too. My favorite essay of his is the very first one in Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs about how John Cusack ruined relationships. Classic.