Two stories. 100% truthiness.
So... I'm feeling kinda like shit yesterday, kickin it at home in my "grungy pj's." Then I decided to go to subway. I go to subway, get my Foot Long (half for lunch, half for dinner!) Chicken Terriyaki Yummy Sandwich and head home.
When I get there I realize that there was a three inch hole in the ass seam of my pants! AND... what was really funny was that I was going commando... cause I was in my pj's!! OHHHHhhhhhhh my Fucking God!!!
So needless to say, the girl and the guy at subway probably got a free show of my ass! I'm such a tease!
ANYWAYS, last weekend I got a bit of sun. And EVEN THOUGH I put sunscreen on my head and in my hair part... I got an awe'sun' burn (haha, puns are funny).
So Sunday I'm in the car with Mr. Man. He says "I think you have some towel fuzzies in your hair."
Me: scouring my head for said "fuzzies."
No fucking way.
My scalp is peeling! GROSSSSSNESSSS!
That is all. I think I've embarrassed myself enough for one week.