Tuesday, June 29

this may be the greatest test of my patience... ever.

That's right folks.

Tonight, for almost EIGHT SOLID HOURS, I will be Twilight-ified!


Not that I need patience for brooding vampires, hot cars, bare-chested jail bait and whiney emo-esque song montages... But  no, I will be in the theater with squealing, ill-mannered, unsupervised, no-school-tomorrow, talking-so-loud-so-EVERYONE-can-hear-me, tweens. *le sigh*

Don't get me wrong, I'm super excited about watching the new movie. Got my tix last weekend in fact! And our theater, which is a BRILLIANT thing to do, it showing the first two movies before hand, starting at 6:30 (me thinks). And then the midnight show of Eclipse at, well, midnight.

I just don't know if I can handle idiotic teenagers for that long. Sans alcohol even. Hmmmm... And that's a long time to be sitting in the theater too! I'm gonna have to sneak in some Clif bars or Arby's or some shit.

MMmmmm... Beef... and cheese... and sparkley vampires... YUM!


*Sorry no random shit tuesday today... just too excited! To get your fill go here!*

11 comments:

Cathy said...

Dear lord, do not do this sans alcohol. Fill up your flask with rum and get a large coke. 8 hours with teenagers??! You are brave. You may need two flasks.

MrsCaptKerk said...

Not you too!? *hangs head in shame*

Faux Trixie said...

Sneak in those mini bottles of win into your purse. That will make the movie awesome.

Meghan said...

AHHH! I cannot WAIT! I have tix for Saturday AM!

Salt said...

That is a long ass time. I'm preparing with the first two movies at home and then going to see it tomorrow night! EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Tara said...

wow!! all 3 back to back?! sounds amazing!! have fun!!

aladdinsane12 said...

8 hours?? that makes sexy vampire-watching a full-time job...i could get into that...

Crazy Brunette said...

Oh you bitch!!!

I can't fucking wait!!!

Was it great??? No! Don't tell me!!!

Lisa said...

Two words: True Blood. You will forget all about Twilight.

Sarah xo said...

I voted awesomest because, although I don't really like Twilight, I TOTALLY feel your pain on the unsupervised tweens. AGHHH. They have on more than a few occasions ruined my movie watching experience. Good luck and hopefully they'll all be curtailed by curfews! xo

Date Girl said...

I say sneak in a flask to the theater!! That's my biggest complaint about the Twilight movies too-the fan girls. I'm going to a matinee this weekend in hopes of avoiding some of them.