Friday, June 25

The First McGriddle Awards!

Welcome to my award show!

(trademark pending)

I'm sorry I'm not more dressed up, but I didn't invite Joan or Melissa Rivers, so I'm pretty sure I won't end up on any "Worst Dressed" lists (not that my fleece pajama pants aren't simply divine.) Basically, in my boredom awesomeness I've created a few awards for the best,  of the bestof the best!  

This is all in my opinion, which as we know, is the only opinion that really matters. I've made these blog awards with LOVE, but winners, feel free to pass them along to your deserving bloggy friends. Its a big blog world out there, and I honestly just don't have the time to get to everyone.

Okay, so its my award show, so my rules. The first rule about The McGriddle Awards, is there are no rules! There can be multiple winners per category. No one has to do anything "silly" to pass the award on to anyone. Make up your own rules, I don't care!! Its fun! It is appreciated to acknowledge your award on your blog, but not required (insert suitable amount of guilt here) Nor do you have to "display" it on your page, but again, I worked really hard on these, so... um... do what you wish.

Let's get started!

This is sort of my "silent but deadly" award. Those followers, who you know are there, silently stalking following you. You don't comment a lot, but I know you're always there reading... so TAH DAHHHH! You've been outed! Thanks for following!!
Denise @ Blah, Blah, Blah
The Faux Trixie @ The Faux Trixie
Stacie @ Stacie's Madness

I really don't think this award needs much explanation. Although I hate text-isms like "LOL" and "ROFL" I thought this was an awesome picture.  So now, the blogs that make me literally figuratively Roll on the Floor Laughing! HAHAAAHAHA!
ALADDINSANE @ She Don't Make False Claims
Living Shallow, Living Well @ Living Shallow, Living Well
That Ain't Kosher @ That Ain't Kosher
Heather @ Boyfriend Challenged

She is truly the Mommy with the Mostest! And being a non-mom myself I really get tired of all the "mommy blogs" (DON'T HATE!) Its just that I really don't relate, and there a re soooo oo oo ooooooo oo o o oo oooo o  many of them. So I always appreciate a Mommy who doesn't let that title RULE her life. A woman is so many things, not just a Mommy. So here's to those who do it well!
Sofia @ The Brewery
You kick ass my mommy friend!!

That's right people! I READ YOUR COMMENTS! And most of you know, I try to respond to as many as possible. I drummed up this little beauty with my pal Chuck Norris. And if we say you're kick ass... then you're KICK ASS! Thanks for the comment love!
SALT @ Salt says...
Monkey VonMonkerstein @ Monkey Muck
Jeff @ Life Can Be Funny, SOMETIMES
Heather @ 30 and Starting Over
Wicked  Shawn @ Wicked Girls Think It, Do You?

I gotta say, I'll skip over some blogs just  to read a few of my favs. And these are some of them!

I only have a little brother, and the older I get, the more jealous I get of girls who have sisters. Well... friends are the family you GET TO CHOOSE, so I choose you! (Lucky Ducks!!)
One Blonde Girl @ One Blonde Girl
Cathy @ Cathy has Antsy Pants 
CB @ One Crazy Brunette Chick
(I think this is the 3rd award I've given her... but she's AWESOME!!)
Salt @ Salt says...
Sofia @ The Brewery
(that's right, its my award show, so I can double dip the awards ALL I WANT!!)

And finally, I want to thank Sarah @ Something Good Can Work for this lovely award...

and to the Faux Trixie, who ever so graciously, passed this beauty onto me...

Thanks Everyone!!

Keep your eyes peeled for the next installment of the McGriddies... Cause if you're reading this you're totally awesome! You may get one of these awards, or a totally new one!!
Peace Out,


One Blonde Girl said...

Thank you! I knew I was a winner! And I'm a great sister too. Seriously. Just ask my real sisters. Um, well, you know what? Don't even worry about asking them. I can speak for them. Seriously, take it from me. I am the bestest sister in the whole entire world. (Love the new blog design, by the way).

Dr. MVM said...

I'm humbled and honored by your award. Thanks much Miss Beautiful for honoring me.

Anonymous said...

WOW and gee thanks for the award ! Since it is Friday night and I just sat down with a nice chilled glass filled to the brim with a dirty vodka martini I have something to celebrate :-)

Crazy Brunette said...


Your awards are freaking better than mine damnit!!!!

That is so awesome!!!

As you know I usually wait until I do a 'Lucky Fucks' ceremony to announce my awards... BUT this will be posted if not Monday, the very NEXT post! Because on Monday I should know if I'm nominated for Prom Queen!

(And if by some whorish reason I'm not nominated, we're going to be shanking a bitch or... four!)

Love ya skank! Thanks!!!

"Seattle" Heather said...

I'm so honored thank you!

Cathy said...

I don't have a sister either! I'll gladly be your sista from anotha motha! I do feel under dressed for the McGriddies, though, considering I'm still in my pajamas. I'm guessing you don't mind!

Meghan said...

Umm you rock my world! I love the Dr. Drew award - how did you know that I secretly would have sex with him??? Ha! Thank you so much!!!!!!

aladdinsane12 said...

O.M.G. I thought that there could never be an award greater than the ninja and friendship award, but I now have a new love that is the ROFL award! I adore you!

denise said...

You did a nice job with the awards! I read your blogs all the time, I do, mostly really late...I'll try to comment more.

Wicked Shawn said...

OMJ! Thank you so much! I love it. No way you can know how much. I will give you a hint though: When Chuck Norris crosses the street, cars have to look both ways. ;)

That Ain't Kosher said...

You are SO my girl crush of the day.

Considering I've been hauling around a really shitty attitude lately, this was pretty epic.